March 2012
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Police officer punches rape victim in the face and... →
whiskeyandcigarettes:
When officers arrived, Gibson said she was hiding in a closet naked. She said the officers ordered her to leave the closet.
“I told them what had just happened to me and I asked for a female officer and the officer said I didn’t have that option because it wasn’t my house,” Gibson said. ”I told them I was naked. I told them I had just been raped and that I did not feel...
February 2012
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The beginnings of the American Revolution,...
BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: What?
BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
AMERICAN COLONIES: We’re not buying your stupid tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
AMERICAN COLONIES: Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do you even know what that is?
AMERICAN COLONIES: No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Oh, for—just drink the tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: No.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: NO.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: Fuck you.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
AMERICAN COLONIES: *Boston Tea Party*
BRITISH EMPIRE: What the hell?
AMERICAN COLONIES: We heard it was Indians.
BRITISH EMPIRE: That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
AMERICAN COLONIES: You get all types in Boston.
BRITISH EMPIRE: …*Coercive Acts*
AMERICAN COLONIES: Oh, it is ON.
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Dear creepy kid who looked over my shoulder in...
It’s not all porn, I swear.
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Anonymous asked: 73
Anonymous asked: 21
I REALLY don't want to do my work. Help me... →
1. Are looks important in a relationship?
2. Are relationships ever worth it? 3. Are you a virgin? 4. Are you in a relationship? 5. Are you in love? 6. Are you single this year? 7. Can you commit to one person? 8. Describe your crush: 9. Describe your perfect mate: 10. Do you believe in love at first sight? 11. Do you ever want to get married? 12. Do you forgive betrayal? 13. Do you get jealous...
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All of the emails I have are for either male enhancement, weight loss, or life insurance.
It seems they think I’m an overweight elderly gentleman with small equipment.
lilblkbird asked: I'm not a lesbian, and I decently sure you aren't either. Regardless, if you were my girlfriend I'm pretty sure it would be fantastic because we have the same brain.
anathematicalideas asked: If you were my girlfriend, we'd probably kiss and stuff. I suppose nothing is certain. For all I know, I'm going to wake up tomorrow with donuts for a mouth. But, hey, if you were my girlfriend, I'd let you eat my donut face. ♥
"If you were my girl/boyfriend"... finish in my...
I AM AN ATTENTION WHORE TONIGHT.
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Watchpussypinklipstick:
literallysame:
sophie is so perfect
Couldn’t find this like 3 weeks ago! Thanks for posting!
It’s weird because my name is Sophie, and I don’t like a Maggie as well. That I’ve been in public fights with. I mean, my namesake here is a wee bit of a dramatic tit…
Anonymous asked: Why not?
Anonymous asked: Are you dating anyone?
Anonymous asked: 4,7,17,19,21
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Trying to get shit done in order to sleep tonight.
Mom calls for a 30 minute rant on Christianity and the importance of not gunning people down at school.
Then proceeds to chide me on not doing my homework.
Christ, woman.
REBLOG IF YOU WANT LOVE LETTERS IN YOUR IN BOX NOW
anathematicalideas:
zimie-stef:
larkette:
tentacle-monster-hair:
theparanoidhumanoid:
darkmeditation:
((This would be entertaining to see.))
((Make it good, huh?))
dude
guys
~seduce me~
u wu~
It would be nice…
Roses are red Violets are blue I’m emotionally unstable Please love me
My Tumblr seems to be eerily different. I don’t think I like these new icons.
They’re too mainstream for my taste.
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Boys who don’t get the hint.
Do you not remember that conversation when I broke up with you before we ever dated?!
I thought I made myself clear.
Don’t flirtatiously boss me around, you pretentious bastard.
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thetreesweremistaken replied to your post: anathematicalideas replied to your post: You’re…
Can you and Collin sing everything tomorrow and record it? Or can you both just drunkenly serenade me via Skype this weekend? It’s all I want..
I would love to.
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anathematicalideas replied to your post: anathematicalideas replied to your post: You’re…
We are /so/ singing everything tomorrow. Or today. I guess it’s technically today.
Let’s.
We’ll do it over smokes in the warmth after school.
Or. You know. The hallway. Midday.
There is no future, there is no past. Thank God this moment’s not the last.
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anathematicalideas replied to your post: You’re living in America, where it’s like the Twilight Zone.
EVERY TIME SOMEONE TALKS ABOUT SANTA FE (we’ll open up a restaurant in santa fe. sunny santa fe would be… nice.)
In daylights, in sunsets, in midnights In cups of coffee In inches, in miles, in laughter, in strife. In five hundred twenty-five thousand Six hundred minutes How do...
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You're living in America, where it's like the...
You’re what you own.
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anathematicalideas replied to your post: thetreesweremistaken replied to your post: BUT…
There’s only us. There’s only this. Forget regret, or life is yours to miss. No other road, no other way—NO DAY BUT TODAY
Live in my house, I’ll be your shelter. Just pay me back, with 1000 kisses!
Open your door, I’ll be your tenant! Don’t got much baggage to lay at your feet, but...
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thetreesweremistaken replied to your post: BUT SERIOUSLY. Stop quoting RENT. You’re making me feel bad for knowing all of it.
YOU GUYS ARE ADORABLE.
I’m crying now.
EVERY EMOTION IN THIS MOVIE. EVERY EMOTION IS SO DAMN STRONG.
anathematicalideas asked: BUT SERIOUSLY. Stop quoting RENT. You're making me feel bad for knowing all of it.
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I should tell you,
I’m disaster.
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Oh, Roger.
You cynical old man, you.